Man, this job really wastes. I'm so dead I could just fall asleep. All I wanna do is slurp some soda and stare at the internet for days. But first, gotta post a few Onion Knight memes to cope with the pain. Life is a real rollercoaster, man. This corporate ladder you see? It's just a staircase leading to Shrek's swamp Sure, they tell you it's all