Prepare yourselves, peasants! The jolly ogre is back, but this time he's traded his tattered cloaks for a fancy suit. Gone are the days of swamp dwelling his mire; Shrek has embraced the corporate world. He's the CEO of Ever After Inc., strategically crushing fairy tales. His loyal sidekick Donkey has become his PR guru, and Puss in Boots? He's th

Man, this job really wastes. I'm so dead I could just fall asleep. All I wanna do is slurp some soda and stare at the internet for days. But first, gotta post a few Onion Knight memes to cope with the pain. Life is a real rollercoaster, man. This corporate ladder you see? It's just a staircase leading to Shrek's swamp Sure, they tell you it's all